Today's Flash Fiction Friday story comes from the
following prompt that I gave to my writing group this week.
A new app lets you download your soul into something
different
Everyone had a great time with this prompt and came up
with some really great works. This is
what spring to mind for me. Read in your best Dan Aykroyd voice.
The Soul Copy 5000
Do your actions ever feel like a mystery? Do you wish you could ask yourself,
"Just what was I thinking?"
Well now you can, with the Soul Copy 5000. This little app will copy your soul into any
house hold item. Available for IOS and
Android, simple hook the Soul Copy 5000 Lead Cables to you temples and plug
into your smart phone. With one simple
press of the big red copy button, 1.5 minutes later your soul is copied and
ready for upload. Once copied into the
Soul Copy 5000, simply attach the alligator clips to either side of your
favorite house hold item and press the big blue send button. You'll be talking to a copy of yourself in
the toaster or the stereo in no time.
Learn your deepest darkest secrets today for just $9.95.
Warning: The Soul Copy 5000 may cause, bloating,
dizziness, dry mouth, vampirism or a craving for the flesh of the living. Not available in California or South
Dakoda. Order yours today!
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